Posted: 4:40 pm Thursday, August 6th, 2015
By Steve Craig
There’s nothing better than gettin’ schnackered while watching the Republican hopefuls go at it in the first round of candidate debates!
You gotta admit… Donald Trump is making this preliminary race a LOT of fun!
HERE ARE 15 SIMPLE RULES FOR MY VERSION OF THE G.O.P. DEBATE DRINKING GAME!
You’ll need a six-pack (or 2) of your favorite brew, and a bottle of your favorite hard liquor… I’m goin’ old school with Miller High Life and Jack Daniels.
- If Trump is the first one to say “You’re Fired”… TAKE A SHOT
- If ANOTHER candidate says “You’re Fired” before Donald… TAKE TWO SHOTS
- Anytime Obama or “Obamacare”, or ANY use of the name is mentioned… TAKE A DRINK
- Anytime Benghazi, Hillary, or her emails are mentioned… TAKE A DRINK (If Trump refers to her as the “B-word”… CHUG THE REST OF YOUR DRINK)
- Anytime Iran, China or Russia are mentioned, AND a candidate promises to “get tough” with ’em… TAKE A DRINK
- If Trump refers to how much money he has and/or the stupidity of the other candidates… TAKE A DRINK
- If Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio refer to their Hispanic roots… TAKE A DRINK (If Trump refers to HIS Latino roots, CHUG YOUR DRINK)
- If Jeb Bush refers to his Mexican wife… TAKE A DRINK
- If anyone attempts to speak Spanish… TAKE A SHOT
- At any mention of making America “Great Again”… TAKE A DRINK
- Any time Ronald Reagan is mentioned… TAKE A DRINK
- Whenever Planned Parenthood is mentioned… TAKE A DRINK (If any candidate uses the word “crunchy” in reference to PP… TAKE A SHOT
- Anytime Drones, Border Fences, Gun Control or God is mentioned… TAKE A DRINK
- If any candidate make a joke/reference to Trump’s hair… TAKE TWO SHOTS
- If Chris Christie is caught eating and/or belching on camera… TAKE A SHOT AND CHASE IT WITH A FULL BEER